Barefoot and Pregnant
The Ogre: “Charlotte, how was taekwondo?”
Charlotte: “It was awesome! I learned an ass kick!”
Me: “I think you mean an AXE kick.”
The Ogre: “Hahahahahahahaha no, she had it right the first time.”
The Ogre: “Charlotte, how was taekwondo?”
Charlotte: “It was awesome! I learned an ass kick!”
Me: “I think you mean an AXE kick.”
The Ogre: “Hahahahahahahaha no, she had it right the first time.”
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