Me: I really miss you. I wish I saw you more than two hours a day. The Ogre: I know. I miss you too. But somebody has to figure out how to bring the rain. Me: No offense, babe, but unless you’re Yvor Winters, I can’t see much rainmaking happening in the scintillating field of literary criticism. I’m under no illusions that I’m really the rainmaker in this family. All I have to do is abandon all scruples and write a crap teen... Read more