Also—- who is that cat in the hat below?
Muhammad Ali— “A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”
Kitty Collins— “Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.”
George Harrison— “All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.”
Unknown– “Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.”
Norman Wisdom— “As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
Unknown– “Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.”
John Glenn— “For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”
Mark Twain–“Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of eighty, and gradually approach eighteen.”
Frank Sinatra—“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
Thomas Moore– “My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear.”
Malcolm Forbes– “Old age is not for sissies.”
Oscar Wilde— “One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything.”
Martin Buxbaum— “Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.”
Oscar Wilde– “The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”
Lucille Ball– “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
Johnny Carson– “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.”
Shakespeare– “To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed. Such seems your beauty still.”
Mark Twain– “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”
And finally what other great athletes were born on my birthday 🙂 Answer: Lebron James, Tiger Woods, and Sandy Koufax.