OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – The retail Christian mega store, Mardels, announced earlier today that they will be releasing a series of new outdoor products just in time for the summer months.
The flagship product will be a slip-and-slide called the “Christian Slip-and-Backslide.”
“We are thrilled to be able offer products that appeal to faithful and faithless Christians, alike” said the Mardel’s spokesperson. “We want to make it as easy as possible for those who are backsliding in the faith to slip-and-backslide back in.”
The slip-and-slide is reported to come with a pool at the base of the slide that is to be used for what Mardel’s is calling, “super fun baptisms.”
The product is expected to be hit with summer camps, those who want to secretly baptize their large groups of friends and those in the Church of Christ denomination.
Release date for the new product line has not yet been announced but it is expected to be available for the summer months.
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