Church Sign Epic Fails, Reader Submissions (Part 2)

Church Sign Epic Fails, Reader Submissions (Part 2) September 29, 2012

Here’s a second batch of the best morsels plucked from the streets of America by the readers of this “fine” blog. Thanks to all who participated in the book giveaway, and stay tuned for more giveaways soon. In the meantime, keep your eyes peeled and your cameras ready for more wonderfully terrible church signs.

Nice rhyming, but as for promoting the misconception that all Christians are perfectly happy all the time…yeah.
Guessing they don’t have too many copies of “Evolution of Species” in their shelf.
It’s true! I used to be an aluminum can. 
Guessing this one is fake, but sage wisdom, nonetheless.
My new favorite sign, hands down.
So I should spontaneously spray all over people? Got it.
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  • Don’t be a drain…they just suck.

  • Hilary

    Do you think you could have a ‘Church Signs – Epic success!” run? I get the need to poke fun sometimes, but aren’t there any cool, really dead-on church signs out there? Something uplifting and pro-whats-RIGHT with Christians?
    Hilary

  • Russell Geisthardt

    I can’t decide if “Recycling people” is describing reincarnation, or the work of Dr. Frankenstein.

  • I sent in the recycling one and all I keep thinking whenever I see it is “Zombies??????”.

  • Here’s one for the next batch!

  • jelly andrews

    I had fun reading this one. Great post!
    I can’t wait for the next batch.

  • Brittany

    Where is First Assembly of God sign picture is located? Looks like the one I go to.