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Church Sign Epic Fails, Birthday Edition

Last updated on: October 7, 2012 at 3:00 pm

October 7, 2012 by Christian Piatt

So yeah, it’s my birthday, and that really doesn’t have anything to do with church signs. But hey, I gotta call it something, right???

baptist — Could someone please take them aside and explain Protestantism 101? Oh, and please cover grammar while you’re at it.

look busy — Yeah, look busy doing something like slapping bumper stickers on other people’s property.

oprah — Not a good way to get that coveted “O” on the outside of your church.

library — Nothing screams “Welcome, young families!” like a Lily Tomlin reference on your church sign.

guns — Going out on a limb in guessing this was taken in the south.

Uncertain — Must be Unitarians.

health care — Pretty sure Jesus was an advocate of universal health care.

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