Church Sign Epic Fails, “New Pope” Special Edition

Last updated on: March 13, 2013 at 9:45 pm

March 13, 2013 by Christian Piatt

As a way to welcome, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio Of Buenos Aires (also now known as Pope Francis) as the new pope, I figured I’d offer a mid-week all-Catholic themed church sign sampler. Don’t forget to wash your hands!

It’s happy hour not just because they use real wine; you also get two-for-one indulgences on all sins too! Venial sins only, please.

condoms — I don’t think this comes across the way you think it does. I’ll leave it at that.

two kill — And during happy hour, those are two-for-one also!

TheNoahStory — Okay, let’s see…seventeen verses in the Bible versus millions of bones recovered and carbon dated from the fossil record. And the one that’s “factually sound” is…remind me again?

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