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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Edition

Last updated on: May 27, 2013 at 6:32 pm

May 27, 2013 by Christian Piatt

I once prayed for tickets to the Radiohead concert, and instead I got two tickets for Carly Rae Jepsen. I must have prayed in the wrong direction…

drop like hot — See grandpa? All those hours I spent in my room listening to Snoop and smoking funny cigarettes really paid off!

returntosender — Kids, this is what happens when someone gets sent by God to earth by Media Mail. Always go first class!

uncool — So, not only will your skin be seared off your body for all of eternity, but you’ll also be seated right next to the guy who always ate his boogers in high school.

goliath — …and for every enemy combatant, there is a drone…

dribble football — I saw the Harlem Globetrotters dribble a football once. So I guess they’re going to heaven no matter what!

eternity — It’s also a long time to wish you had paid better attention in grammar school.

angel mom — And for all of you who have a less than ideal relationship with dear old mom, relax. They’ve got you covered. Remember, Lucifer was an angel too. Cheers!

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