Church Sign Epic Fails, “Homosexuality Is In” Edition

Last updated on: June 30, 2013 at 5:35 am

June 30, 2013 by Christian Piatt

I’m certainly not one to advocate for vandalism of private property, but you know, sometimes the right letters just fall clean off a church sign and suddenly unbridled bigotry looks a hell of a lot more like the Greatest Commandment. Just sayin…

gay is in — Okay, total Church sign win. These guys literally kicked the “S” out of this church sign. And it’s that much better for it.

one weak — I always get Tearsday and Thistday mixed up…which is why I’m always ready to scrap, come Fightday!

sin kills — So, kids, the message is, kids: no smoking in church.

steal copper — This has actually been bumped up to being the First Commandment in Baltimore and Detroit.

beer jesus — And by “rest,” I mean the faint idea of a good buzz, followed by a bloated feeling and heartburn.

devils radio — I like to spin a little “Did she seriously wear that?” followed by a double shot of “Oh no he di-int!”

bee gees — Bad news, guys. Turns out the Bee Gees are dropping like flies. Time to update the cultural references, methinks, maybe to someone more…living.

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