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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Church Phobia” Edition

Last updated on: September 2, 2013 at 3:16 pm by Christian Piatt

I have never run short on bad church signs to share, but in honor of Labor Day (hey, why not?), I am actually including a couple of my favorite church sing wins. Enjoy!

church phobia — Also precipitated by churches who tell you how you feel and why…but that’s just a theory. Never happens in real life.

every beat heart — Because I’m closer to death, I get it. Thanks, I feel so much better now.

jesus 2 dads — This is actually one of the best church signs ever, IMHO.

dress code — Welcome! No, not you. The good one behind you…

one in 20 million — Another truly excellent church sign WIN. Come on guys…you can do this!!!

jesus recycled — Yep, he crushed me, shredded me and turned me into a soda can. Not exactly what I expected, but it’s kinda like reincarnation, right?

doesnt give all — Yeah, yeah, yeah…so where the hell is my pony???

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