Church Sign Epic Fails, “Scumbags Welcome” Edition

Last updated on: October 12, 2013 at 11:21 pm

October 12, 2013 by Christian Piatt

I was once told I was an abomination, but I totally misunderstood. I thought that was one of those transformers, like Bumblebee. Abomination could totally put the smackdown on Bumblebee. Who the heck is tough that’s named Bumblebee???

scumbags welcome — Pastor Terry Jones presiding. Quran burning to commence immediately after worship.

all_are_welcome — Bring the kids! We’ll scare the ever-loving shit out of them for you.

wear plants — Ahh misogynist patriarchy is just one of those things that never gets old. Five thousand years later, and it still puts a smile on my face!

pity_atheist — Except for the academy. They can always thank the academy.

sexygod — Yeah, except for the whole thing about giving women multiple orgasms and giving us a thirty-minute refractory period. Very funny, God.

not ashamed — Neither are we ashamed of our signage…though we have every reason to be.

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