Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus, Not Boobs” Edition

Last updated on: November 3, 2013 at 4:03 pm

November 3, 2013 by Christian Piatt

The best thing about putting a church billboard just below an ad for a strip bar is that, every time you see boobs after that, all you can think of is “Jesus.” Good thinking, church.

im-at-racers — Don’t look at the boobs…don’t look at the boobs…GAH! I looked at the boobs.

demon ic activities — So going to the Church of Satan, playing D & D or eating a carrot all equal a giant WELCOME mat for Satan. Got it.

religion like a penis — Can’t argue with the sentiment, but really? Big and pink?

jesus taught here — Next he’s going to learn all the states in alphabetical order. We’re awfully proud of his progress.

swallow pride — As long as you chew it first anyway.

cell phone jesus — Only thing is, he keeps texting me with these goofy emoticons late at night, calling me his BFF…it’s a tad bit desperate.

christian party — Ahh, certainty and assimilation…the cornerstones of any healthy religious cult.

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