Church Sign Epic Fails, “Morally Bankrupt” Edition

Last updated on: November 10, 2013 at 5:06 pm

November 10, 2013 by Christian Piatt

I was worried about building up interest on my sin account, then I checked the fine print. Turns out, as long as you pay them all off by the due date every month, you’re all good.

morally bankrupt — Forgiveness of sins contingent on creditworthiness approval, as deemed by your giving history, church attendance and whether or not we like you.

flexible — This, from the Gumby beatitudes.

church lcosed — The irony of this pastor’s criticism of others’ gossiping is that he was accused of statutory rape of a congregant. Nothing funny, just…yeah.

drivein — If it’s inside the barn, I think I’ll pass. Looks like it might collapse on me.

Does that include being offended by their grammar? And from Anglicans, no less!!!

anyone in heaven — Well, maybe, but I have a few other miracles on my list to perform first. Let me get back to you on that.

meek inherit — No fail here. Just funny.

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