Church Sign Epic Fails, “Clothes Fall Off” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Clothes Fall Off” Edition February 9, 2014

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila is awesome! Until it’s not anymore.

Interestingly, it happens in increments. She just smelled it and, POOF, no socks!
Only after the Tequila.
I see absolutely nothing racist about this sign. Nope, not a single thing.
Always trust the life-threatening practices of a church led by a guy who can’t even spell his own job title.
We thought about about fixing up the church…and then we did some drugs and totally flaked.
Chicken noodle soup and meth go great together, yaknow, on account of the whole “no teeth” thing.
Especially when you have this awesome white van to take you there. Come on and jump in with this group of strangers. Nothing to be uncomfortable about here!

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