Church Sign Epic Fails, “Biblical Marriage” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Biblical Marriage” Edition March 23, 2014

I was told to maintain a biblical marriage. Anybody know where I can get me a red tent and some concubines?

Nothing lures people to a religious propaganda rally like free chicken!
This is actually pretty great
Wait, it’s like changing a big, giant dirty diaper! Me me meee!
Six kinds of wrong…six kinds of wrong.
So…you’re saying Jesus was a liar?
Yes! Because we really can’t handle the loss of those giving units.
Jesus is Lord! Let’s have sex!

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