On the third day, God created sex…which was good because Eve was all kinds of stacked. I mean, like POW!
Agree with the sentiment, but let’s work on the difference between exclamatory and interrogative statements, shall we?So God created sex, but then the devil (AKA, E.L. James) came along and became a fan and ruined it all. Thanks a lot Mr. Satan-James!
Yes, because nothing exudes authority like a leaf covering your nut sack.Welcome…to eternal punishment. Haha, gotcha!!!And yet another desperate cultural relevance FAIL. Though they must be awesome with those shades.
Christian Piatt
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