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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Anal Egg Hunt” Edition

Last updated on: April 20, 2014 at 11:56 pm by Christian Piatt

This is what you get when the blog you follow is run by a guy who works at a church. But these were worth waiting for.

anal egg hunt — That’ll make you think twice before biting the ears off that chocolate easter bunny.

jesus germs — So you’re saying Jesus is microscopic…and contagious. Oh, and I think I’ll pass on the potluck. Blech.

not poop — Like, never??? Pretty sure I break this “eleventh commandment” daily. Sometimes twice if I eat beans.

park preach — yeah…this could never backfire.

three day easter — It’s not worship; its a test of spiritual endurance.

weird relatives sign — Not biblical, but sage enough wisdom that it should be canonized.

exciting — So…someone should explain to them that putting the “exciting” in quotes kinda takes the kick out of the use of said superlative.

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