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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Fuzzy Math” Edition

Last updated on: April 7, 2014 at 6:05 pm

April 7, 2014 by Christian Piatt

So many people claim to be bad at math, which is why I always pay anyone who does work for me in rainbows and belly button lint. So far, so good!

5 given — Who says you have to check your brain at the door when you come to church?!?

grade on cross — And this is no small thing. Do you know how hard it is to grade papers while being crucified?

jesus taught — Clearly he needs to brush up on his math skills. Problem is, everyone’s nervous to tell him when he gets one wrong.

judas — So if I leave church early, you’re saying I should kill myself? Little harsh, dontcha think?

he is not here — Talk about an internal reference. Or is this kind of like putting up a “No Solicitors” sign?

samegod — We’re not proud of it, but before that, we worshipped the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

bee gees — Nothing like dropping a Bee Gees reference to bring the whippersnappers in the door.

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