Church Sign Epic Fails, ‘Pastor Judgment Day’ Edition

Last updated on: August 3, 2014 at 3:12 pm

August 3, 2014 by Christian Piatt

Little known fact: The church sign phenomenon was started by a traveling letter salesman by the same of Alfonz Farkle back in the mid-17th century. Was known as the “Johnny Appleseed of church nomenclature.” Look it up!

#1. If churches don't know how to spell "judgment," who does? #2. Could we maybe move pastor appreciation day up a day, since, yaknow, some of you won't be here tomorrow (not saying who...) — #1. If churches don’t know how to spell “judgment,” who does? #2. Could we maybe move pastor appreciation day up a day, since, yaknow, some of you won’t be here tomorrow (not saying who…)

I'm just going to go on record now as a "pass," thanks. — I’m just going to go on record now as a “pass,” thanks.

Oh, so you're saying that heaven is pretty much like Portland? — Oh, so you’re saying that heaven is pretty much like Portland?

Again, kind of an important word for us to get right, guys.

OK, you're so smart, God...how many fingers am I holding up behind my back? (Don't tell him, but once he guesses, I'm totally going to change them!) — OK, you’re so smart, God…how many fingers am I holding up behind my back? (Don’t tell him, but once he guesses, I’m totally going to change them!)

I'll save you the time of reading their blog; he totally is! Did NOT see that one coming. — I’ll save you the time of reading their blog; he totally is! Did NOT see that one coming.

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