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Church Sign Epic Fails, ‘Pastor Judgment Day’ Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, ‘Pastor Judgment Day’ Edition August 3, 2014

Little known fact: The church sign phenomenon was started by a traveling letter salesman by the same of Alfonz Farkle back in the mid-17th century. Was known as the “Johnny Appleseed of church nomenclature.” Look it up!

#1. If churches don't know how to spell "judgment," who does? #2. Could we maybe move pastor appreciation day up a day, since, yaknow, some of you won't be here tomorrow (not saying who...)
#1. If churches don’t know how to spell “judgment,” who does? #2. Could we maybe move pastor appreciation day up a day, since, yaknow, some of you won’t be here tomorrow (not saying who…)
I'm just going to go on record now as a "pass," thanks.
I’m just going to go on record now as a “pass,” thanks.
Oh, so you're saying that heaven is pretty much like Portland?
Oh, so you’re saying that heaven is pretty much like Portland?
Again, kind of an important word for us to get right, guys.
Again, kind of an important word for us to get right, guys.
OK, you're so smart, God...how many fingers am I holding up behind my back? (Don't tell him, but once he guesses, I'm totally going to change them!)
OK, you’re so smart, God…how many fingers am I holding up behind my back? (Don’t tell him, but once he guesses, I’m totally going to change them!)
I'll save you the time of reading their blog; he totally is! Did NOT see that one coming.
I’ll save you the time of reading their blog; he totally is! Did NOT see that one coming.
The Christian Church: making FAT people for generations to come.
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