Little known fact: The church sign phenomenon was started by a traveling letter salesman by the same of Alfonz Farkle back in the mid-17th century. Was known as the “Johnny Appleseed of church nomenclature.” Look it up!
#1. If churches don’t know how to spell “judgment,” who does? #2. Could we maybe move pastor appreciation day up a day, since, yaknow, some of you won’t be here tomorrow (not saying who…) I’m just going to go on record now as a “pass,” thanks. Oh, so you’re saying that heaven is pretty much like Portland?
Again, kind of an important word for us to get right, guys. OK, you’re so smart, God…how many fingers am I holding up behind my back? (Don’t tell him, but once he guesses, I’m totally going to change them!) I’ll save you the time of reading their blog; he totally is! Did NOT see that one coming. The Christian Church: making FAT people for generations to come.