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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Guns Welcome” Edition

Last updated on: July 14, 2013 at 1:30 pm by Christian Piatt

This one goes out to George Zimmerman and all who felt justice was served in court yesterday.

guns welcome — Please turn in your pew Bibles to the Gospel according to Ruger…

open carry — Nothing says “turn the other cheek” like an Open Carry church celebration.

redeemable me — Somewhere a minion is rolling over in his grave…

mosque — So instead of a wall between us and Mexico, now we’re building an 8,000 mile interstate to the Middle East?

envite — That’s the last time I let the minions put up the church sign without me (sigh).

jesus suffering — Interesting formula – the suffering works on a percentage basis against evil, directly correlated to how loud he said “ow!”

flutist — Those flutists are always trying to pull a fast one.

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