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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Biblical Marriage” Edition

Last updated on: March 23, 2014 at 3:27 pm by Christian Piatt

I was told to maintain a biblical marriage. Anybody know where I can get me a red tent and some concubines?

biblical marriage — Nothing lures people to a religious propaganda rally like free chicken!

six wives — This is actually pretty great

bathroom-ministry — Wait, it’s like changing a big, giant dirty diaper! Me me meee!

tiny tits — Six kinds of wrong…six kinds of wrong.

church-fish-small — So…you’re saying Jesus was a liar?

step-in-elevator — Yes! Because we really can’t handle the loss of those giving units.

want ad — Jesus is Lord! Let’s have sex!

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