O Christmas Cow!

Jane and I have been arguing where we first heard this bit of Christmas goofiness. I seem to recall running into it on Usenet; she seems to recall having heard it from a fellow she worked for for a while who was a big-wig in the dairy industry. Either way (or possibly both), it’s sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”, and it goes like this:

O Christmas Cow, O Christmas Cow,
    You bring us lovely cheeses.
O Christmas Cow, O Christmas Cow,
    You love the Baby Jesus.
O high fat milk
    Flows from your udder,
To bring our King
    Some precious butter,
O Christmas Cow, O Christmas Cow,
    You bring us lovely cheeses.

From my head to yours; now you’re stuck with it.

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