A while back, I posted a link to an anti-cat essay here. I’m now going to even the score. Fair and balanced, that’s what I am:
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=42290697&nid=148
I actually like cats. A lot. When I was a teenager, I had a cat named “Stupid.” He looked quite a bit like the cat in this story. Alas, though, Stupid died while I was on my mission.