Great moments in Utah history

I mean: really?  REALLY?  We’ve reached the place where reality now is more ludicrous than satire.  The Onion should just go out of business.

Check this out:

KSTU-TV in Utah reports that a new high school’s hope to call its team the Cougars was rejected because . . . wait for it . . . the Victorian-minded members of the school board thought it would be offensive to some middle-aged women.

Read it and weep.