For those who have been napping, here’s the latest:
Four family members accused of beating 14-year-old to induce abortion, then burning fetus on grill
School lunch lady fired for giving kids who couldn’t pay free lunches
Texas man accused of beating his 3-year-old son to death over potty training
Pro-abortion president to speak to Catholic Health Association
Disney—whose CEO earned $44 million last year— laid off workers, then made them train their cheaper foreign-born replacements
And, perhaps the best news of all:
Monkeys can learn to cook
Maybe there’s hope for us after all.