The Cow: An Essay

Dont know whether this is true or not.. but it is HILLARIOUS! So here goes:

CALCUTTA’s Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at therecent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indiancow:

“The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.

He is same like God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.Two are forward and two are afterwards.

“His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do?Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

“His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also hisother motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes inhand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feedingafter eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated inthe inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

“His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weaponsto be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

“He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on theother end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies whichalight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is notcrushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shoutshis eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

“This is the cow.”P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.

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