Who do I think I am?

Halle Berry?

Or something like that, at least.

Because last night I put these…

in the bathroom sink…

and left A LOT of this on the floor…

Now, of course I didn’t mean to get quite so scissor-happy, but Ransom & I were watching The Princess & the Frog so I’m sure you understand how one can get carried away.

Also, I’ve been kinky 4 months.

I was bored.

TO BE CONTINUED…