MAIL: First, the election-themed results of an old, old, and sadly neglected contest, in which I asked readers to send in their nominations for 2004 presidential candidates. The only taker? Tenebrae. Here are his picks. Note that this contest ran a LONG time ago, in a political galaxy far, far away…: BEST CHANCE: For dry, blurry eyes, vote for Joe Lieberman … Wow. As Limbaugh says (paraphrasing?), “He’s boring, he’s an adult, and he’s not afraid of the word God.”... Read more