Katy Perry’s Parents Want Her to Date Tim Tebow

It’s no secret that Katy Perry‘s religious parents (they’re Christian ministers) weren’t crazy about Russell Brand‘s lack of piety. Now that he’s out of the way, the Perrys have taken time out of their busy Jew-bashing schedule to try and play matchmaker for their daughter and Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Tebow has been very open about his Christian beliefs and is reportedly guest-speaking at the Perrys’ California church soon. Don’t you guys hate it when your parents try to set you up with someone? Jeez.