Steven Soderbergh is developing a movie about Cleopatra, with Catherine Zeta-Jones as the legendary Egyptian queen and last of the Pharaohs, and Hugh Jackman as her lover Mark Antony.
It will be a musical, with music by the indie rock band Guided by Voices and a script by former bassist James Greer.
And it will be in 3-D.
Yes, 3-D.
I swear on a stack of Variety magazines, I am not making this up.