Heh. From The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, when Mr. Tumnus tells Lucy Pevensie what will happen to him if he does not turn her over to the White Witch: “And if I don’t,” said he, beginning to cry again, “she’s sure to find out. And she’ll have my tail cut off, and my horns sawn off, and my beard plucked out, and she’ll wave her wand over my beautiful cloven hoofs and turn them into horrid solid hoofs... Read more