Basketball woes

I want to apologize to the Oklahoma Sooner basketball team, to my fellow alumni, the students, faculty, and staff of the University of Oklahoma, and to the citizens of the state of Oklahoma. As I have complained before, when I watch a basketball game, my team NEVER wins. As a result, to help my teams, I hardly ever watch basketball. But I saw Stevie Wonder on “American Idol,” and he told me that “superstition ain’t the way.” So I broke down and watched Oklahoma play North Carolina for the Final Four. My record holds. Blast you, Stevie Wonder!