I had a discussion with someone today who told smugly told me how much he loved when Mormons came to his door, so he could put them in their place. I said, “Aren’t those usually young kids just trying to fulfill their required mission?”
“Yep,” he said. “And they need to learn something about messing with a true Christian.”
It was on the way home I was thinking about this list.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely no one’s shining example of Christianity. But I still think there are some cultural examples of faith that actually hurt our cause (some would argue that blogs like this are one!). For the most part, I will admit that this is a list of things I find terribly annoying with a wonderful click-bait title (blogging wannabes take note).
You might be a terrible Christian if:
- You love to put Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses in their place when they come knocking
- You think the original language of the Bible was King James
- You’re a one-issue voter
- You think a banana is atheist kryptonite
- You have ever said, “We should just turn that place into a parking lot (or glass).”
- You demand that the culture caters to your holiday preferences
- You think Jesus is a proponent of unregulated, free-market capitalism
- You blame women when men lust
- You have a foreign policy which gives Israel an unconditional free pass
- You believe success and wealth are a sign of God’s approval
- You have an “it’s all going to burn anyway” mindset about the environment
- You don’t believe you have to leave a tip because you tithe (or else you leave a tract)
- You think you’re a scientist because you read some Ken Ham books
- You think your theology makes you an expert on sociology, psychiatry, sociology, anthropology, etc.
- You think you’re being persecuted because someone disagrees with you
- You think you can separate your business practice from your Christian convictions
- You think you’re a really good example of Christianity
- You think you’re exempted from Christ’s call to love your enemies
- You want to end abortion and welfare
- You laughed when Sarah Palin said, “Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”
- You think atheists just don’t believe in God because they’re mad at him
What did I miss? Leave me a comment. Feel free to also leave comments like, “Who do you think you are Mr. Judgmental!?”, “Humility demands that I say that I’m a terrible Christian”, “When you criticize the church,” and “No one’s good except the Lord. Therefore, we’re all equally terrible.”