The spouse sneaks back to the bedroom this afternoon and says in a low voice, “There are bunny things in my Amazon shopping cart. Am I supposed to buy them?”
“I didn’t put them there, if that’s what you mean,” I tell him. A likely suspect comes to mind. “What kind of bunny things?”
“Lego, Playmobil. Things like that.”
Ah yes. I remember somebunny mentioning these things. “You know that one-click feature? We need to be careful about that or we’re going to have some surprises.”

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