I have a confession to make — I’m a Brownie drop-out. It’s true. Not one of my more shining moments of life, it ranks right up there with the time I got caught stealing blue eye-shadow from the local five-and-dime. Blue eye-shadow.
It’s humiliating to admit that I’m a quitter but that’s the truth of the matter. I went to two meetings in 4th-grade and never returned. It had something to do with the uniform. There is something about my genetic disposition or my redneck upbringing that makes me balk at conformity. (Maybe it was my fear of ending up in jail wearing an orange jumpsuit).
Brownies broke me for good, ever since, I’ve never been much of a joiner. I’m a terrible club member. Junior League. Rotary. Purple Hat Society. Overeaters Anonymous. I avoid them all, which is funny, really, because I love a good cocktail party.
But put me at a literary event or on stage in front of an audience and I’m the total partee girl.
It took me some talking myself into it, given my aversion to cults and Brownies, but my love for a good cocktail party and need to laugh won out. I’m headed to the Don Miller Story Conference in Portland.
Portland is familiar territory to me. I’ve lived there. I’ve worked there. I’ve had babies there. I’ve signed books there. And even had a car wreck or two there. Nothing like an encounter with the police to make a person feel welcome… or not.
But there are like a gazillion people flying in from all over Kingdom Come for this event — people who don’t know the local police, or even the local hangouts. So being the partee girl I am, I recommend the following musts for those who find time to explore. You’ll note that most of my recommendations have to do with food — refer back to the Overeaters Anonymous remark above:
– Pine State Biscuits. Found out about this place from my buddy John Cole. Love it.
– Voodoo Donuts. The maple bar with bacon bits is the one everyone raves about.
– Saint Cupcake. Where else should a bunch of Christians go?
– Best place for people-watching is Pioneer Square. Promise. And there’s a Starbucks on site.
– While you’re downtown, pop into Nordstroms or Meier & Frank — born in the Northwest.
– Saturday Market in Portland is always the best. The conference doesn’t start until Sunday, so why not?
– If you’re a runner, take the waterfront path along the Willamette River. (pronounced Will-Lamb-Met).
– There’s looky-see shopping in The Pearl and check out the hood around 23rd.
-If you can make the time, head over to the Oregon Coast. A couple of hours and you’ll have your feet in the Pacific. It’s probably worth missing one of the sessions.
– If you don’t have time for any of these, do not miss the chance to see the city at night. I’ve traveled a lot and Portland is one of the most beautiful cities ever at night.
Y’all feel free to chime in with your favorites. Just consider this our own little Brownie group, no uniforms required. And if you’re going and want to meet F2F contact me via Twitter @karenzach.