What would Jesus do if..

The experts who keep track of these things say the church is losing its relevancy to today’s generation. Well, if that’s true, it’s no wonder.

Why is it they never teach you in church how to deal with real life problems?

You know, like how to calm a colicky babe?

Or how to mix grout to the right consistency?

Or how to deal with a snake on the windshield while driving?

I know what I would do if it were me (keep in mind I’ve been bit by one of these)…

What about you? What is it you wish your church would teach?