I haven’t blogged for a bit due to recently getting married and the subsequent honeymoon phase. But I’m back — and, boy oh boy, do I have a really good one for you this week!
There’s an old adage that goes, “Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” And Republicans, ever the masters of narrative hijinks, have taken this to heart, spinning tales that make you wonder if they’ve confused the nightly news with a season of “American Horror Story.” Case in point: the utterly absurd, yet somehow enduring, false claims about Haitian immigrants eating dogs and cats. Now, you’d think such outlandish claims wouldn’t get past the laugh track of a sitcom. But alas, they’ve found a cozy home in the conservative voter base—nestled right between “Bigfoot stole my lawnmower” and “the moon landing was faked.”
What’s truly bewildering, however, is that these stories stick more than actual, tangible issues like the economy, border security, or the ability to tell the truth without your pants catching fire. Why is that? Let’s take a walk down the rabbit hole of conservative fear-mongering, shall we?
Fear Sells Better Than a Soggy Economy
First off, let’s be honest: the economy is complicated. And not in the way figuring out your Netflix password after six months is complicated. We’re talking about trade deficits, inflationary pressures, and monetary policy. Yawn, right? Who wants to listen to that when you can feast your ears on stories about Haitian immigrants roasting Fido over an open flame? If Republicans started talking about real-world economic problems like wage stagnation or the fact that billionaires now have more yachts than you have shoes, their base would probably doze off faster than your grandpa at a family reunion.
But fear? Fear is primal. Fear is immediate. And fear is, well, easier to digest. Imagining some caricature of a Haitian immigrant devouring household pets in the backyard is a whole lot more emotionally engaging (and let’s face it, inflammatory) than trying to understand how international tariffs work. When it comes to conservative voters, fear has always been a top seller, especially when it’s wrapped in xenophobia and sprinkled with a dash of “our way of life is under attack!”
The Power of the Other: Immigrants as Convenient Scapegoats
Now, why dogs and cats? Why not something equally outlandish like Haitian immigrants hording all the world’s Pop-Tarts or knitting sweaters out of rainbows? Because it’s not just about lying—it’s about lying in a way that makes the “other” seem less human. You see, conservatives have perfected the art of “othering” immigrants, portraying them not as people, but as boogeymen coming to ruin your suburban utopia.
Accusing Haitian immigrants of eating animals that are culturally beloved in the U.S. isn’t just a bizarre story—it’s a way of painting them as uncivilized, barbaric, and fundamentally different. And in the world of conservative rhetoric, “different” equals dangerous. It’s easier to rally people around the idea that their cultural values are under attack than to have a productive conversation about, say, why their job prospects haven’t improved in two decades despite repeated tax cuts for the wealthy.
Why discuss stagnant wages when you can yell about how Fluffy and Spot are in mortal danger from an army of Haitian immigrants armed with forks and knives? It’s far simpler to give voters an easy-to-hate enemy than to admit the system is rigged against them in ways that have nothing to do with immigrants.
Sensationalism Over Substance: The Conservative Media Ecosystem
Let’s talk about the conservative media ecosystem for a moment. If you thought the National Enquirer had a monopoly on absurdity, you clearly haven’t been tuning in to certain corners of right-wing media. Here’s where the real magic happens. Republicans can throw out these wild claims, and within minutes, conservative media will amplify them, distill them into easily digestible soundbites, and serve them up to the masses. These falsehoods ricochet around like a game of conspiracy theory telephone. By the time it reaches the last player, it’s not just Haitians eating dogs—it’s an entire caravan of immigrants with a side of gravy!
This is where the economy loses out. It’s not that conservative voters don’t care about the economy—they do. But when the media ecosystem they consume is filled with 24/7 stories about the imminent collapse of American civilization at the hands of immigrants, it’s hard for sober discussions on inflation to make it through the noise.
Let’s be real: “Your neighbor’s schnauzer is on tonight’s menu” is much more clickable than “Why the Federal Reserve’s interest rate policy is hurting wage growth.” And we live in a clickbait culture, after all. When your platform of choice is feeding you a steady diet of fear and outrage, the more complicated issues—like why your paycheck hasn’t gotten bigger even though the stock market has—get shoved to the side.
The Economy Is a Loser’s Game (If You’re a Republican)
Here’s a truth no one wants to admit: Republicans don’t really have a great track record on the economy. Sure, they talk a big game about fiscal responsibility and job creation, but the results? Not so hot. Trickle-down economics has turned out to be more of a drizzle than a downpour, and the average conservative voter has seen little benefit from tax policies designed to coddle the wealthy.
So, what do you do when you don’t have any real solutions to offer? You pivot to something that’ll get the base riled up—like the latest immigrant “crisis” involving hypothetical pet-eating. When voters start asking tough questions like “Hey, why is my rent doubling, and why haven’t you done anything about it?” Republicans know it’s time to dust off the ol’ xenophobia playbook. Throw out a few baseless claims about immigrants, and suddenly everyone’s too busy clutching their pearls over imaginary barbecued beagles to notice that their 401(k) is limping along.
Honesty? What’s That?
Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: honesty. Republicans used to at least *pretend* they cared about things like truth and integrity. Now, it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers playing hide-and-seek with reality. The blatant disregard for truth—whether it’s about immigration, healthcare, or, let’s face it, most things—has become a hallmark of modern conservatism. But why do conservative voters let them get away with it?
Well, it turns out, for some people, the truth isn’t as compelling as a good story. If the story taps into their fears, validates their prejudices, or reinforces their sense of identity, they’re willing to overlook the fact that it’s complete garbage. Republicans could tell their voters that immigrants are responsible for everything from climate change to bad hair days, and as long as it fits the narrative, they’ll believe it. It’s like everyone agreed that facts are overrated—who needs them when you have a perfectly good scapegoat?
Racial Dog Whistles Are Louder Than Facts
Let’s not tiptoe around this: the false claims about Haitian immigrants eating pets are dripping with racial undertones. This isn’t just a random accusation. It’s a dog whistle (pun intended) aimed at stoking fear of Black and brown immigrants. Haiti, the first black democracy in the Western Hemisphere, has long been the target of racial animus from Western countries, and these claims tap into the racist, xenophobic undercurrent that still runs deep in parts of the U.S.
By dehumanizing Haitian immigrants, Republicans make it easier for their base to rationalize their fear and distrust of all immigrants. It’s not about actual policy—it’s about protecting a certain vision of “America” that feels threatened by an increasingly diverse population. In this worldview, Haitian immigrants eating dogs isn’t just an accusation—it’s a metaphor for the idea that “they” are taking “our” culture and values and destroying them.
The Big Distraction
At the end of the day, the false claims about Haitian immigrants eating pets are part of a larger strategy of distraction. Republicans don’t want voters to focus on the real issues—like why the wealth gap keeps growing, or why healthcare is still a mess, or why the economy only seems to work for the top 1%. So, they throw out these ridiculous claims to divert attention.
And it works. Conservative voters are more likely to rally around a fear-based narrative about the “other” than to dig into why their wages haven’t increased or why their political leaders keep bailing out corporations while ignoring the working class. It’s a cynical, manipulative strategy—but one that’s proven all too effective.
Wrap-Up: Welcome to the Circus, Baby!
So, why do these false claims resonate more than real issues? Because fear sells, complexity doesn’t, and Republicans would rather juggle flaming lies than address the serious problems facing the country. Conservative voters, caught in a whirlwind of media-driven fear and xenophobia, are fed a steady diet of sensationalist nonsense that keeps them distracted from the failures of their own party.
It’s really funny, too, how most conservatives claim to be christians but neither demonizing people nor parroting a lie is very christlike. And when former and wannabe president and his lackey — I mean vice-presidential candidate are the lie-bearers, it speaks ill of the party and voters they represent
The truth? Well, the truth is somewhere out there, probably buried under a pile of baseless accusations and dog whistles. But in the current political climate, it seems honesty is just another victim of this circus.
Derrick Day is the author of Deconstructing Religion, and the host of The Forward Podcast.
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