Four Against The Demiurge – “Fantastic Four: First Steps”

Last updated on: August 2, 2025 at 10:05 am By Derrick Day

�️ Gnostic Cinema Has Entered the Chat Just watched the latest reboot of Marvel Studios, “The Fantastic Four: First Steps.” As a Fantastic Four fan since childhood, I anxiously awaited the release of this movie. Marvel called it, “The World’s Greatest Comic Magazine,” and I wholeheartedly agree. Having traveled through the religious multiverse through the vessel of Christianity for much of my life – and having changed ships into agnostic antitheism with heavy gnostic seasoning, I viewed this rendition of... Read more

Theology: the Unevolving Scholastic Discipline

Last updated on: July 13, 2025 at 8:57 am By Derrick Day

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Hey everyone! Long time no post – but I hope to make it up in this article. Just for fun (at least for me) let’s talk about something that’s long overdue: the one scholastic discipline that hasn’t improved at all — theology. But before we dive into all that, I need to share a win: I had my annual physical recently, and I weighed in 50.5 pounds lighter than I did last year. That alone is a celebration — and... Read more

Church Gridlock: Steeples Everywhere, Sinners Beware!

Last updated on: March 14, 2025 at 4:02 pm By Derrick Day

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As you meander through the bustling urban centers and serene suburbs, a striking sight unfolds: a landscape peppered with churches, each proudly perched in its own little niche. This dense constellation of religious establishments prompts a whimsical yet poignant exploration: Why are these sanctuaries as prolific as coffee shops in a gentrified neighborhood? Is there a spiritual Starbucks effect at play here? This exploration seeks to uncover the deeper, often humorous realities behind this ecclesiastical explosion and its implications for... Read more

The Universe vs. God – and Why God is a Terrible Bet

Last updated on: February 18, 2025 at 7:26 pm By Derrick Day

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When discussing the origins of the universe, theists love to throw out the classic, “You can’t create something from nothing!” as if they’ve just landed a knockout punch. But guess what? No reputable scientist is actually claiming that the universe popped out of a magician’s hat. The leading theory is that the universe sprang forth from a singularity—a ridiculously dense state of matter and energy that threw the biggest tantrum in history and has been expanding ever since. No divine... Read more

Why the Godfather > God the Father

Last updated on: January 30, 2025 at 6:51 am By Derrick Day

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Heavenly Rewards vs. Mafia Riches: Who Pays Better? In the cosmic wrestling match of celestial vs. Sicilian, where do the scales tip? It’s a showdown between stained glass promises and back-alley guarantees, pitting pious sermons against offers you “can’t refuse.” So, buckle up as we embark on a divine comedy of comparisons, exploring why, for some, the Mob’s “divine” plan might seem more lucrative than the Almighty’s. Cash or Credit? Prosperity Promises Compared Dive into the financial portfolio of Christianity,... Read more

The Divine and Sacred Feminine: from God to Quarks

Last updated on: January 30, 2025 at 7:50 am By Derrick Day

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Holy Mother of Science! Imagine, if you will, a world where every major decision was left up to your mother. Scary, right? But it’s not far from historical truth. Before the beard gang (think Zeus, Jehovah, and that jolly old elf Santa), cultures celebrated the Sacred Feminine – goddesses who didn’t just give birth to the universe but also managed the darn thing. From the fertile crescent of Mesopotamia to the sprawling vistas of Mesoamerica, women reigned supreme. And... Read more

Why Gnosticism Beats Mainstream Christianity

Last updated on: January 31, 2025 at 8:29 am By Derrick Day

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As a former Christian pastor who later transitioned to atheism, my spiritual journey has been, to put it mildly, a wild ride. I’ve experienced the highs of religious fervor, the soul-crushing lows of doubt, and the liberating freedom of disbelief. But even as an atheist, I’ve always felt a nagging sense of something missing. Like a phantom limb, the yearning for meaning and purpose persisted, even though I no longer believed in a traditional God. That’s when I decided to... Read more

The Spiritual Leftist’s Post-Election Survival Guide

Last updated on: November 25, 2024 at 11:38 am By Derrick Day

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If you’re anything like me—a spiritual leftist who occasionally screams into pillows and meditates to avoid becoming one with the rage—you’re probably feeling the gut-punch disappointment of this recent presidential election. Watching Donald Trump win again is like finding out the villain in a movie not only survives but gets a sequel. And not just any sequel—a bloated, poorly-written one that inexplicably has a cult following. Let’s address the 300-pound Trump in the room: the man is basically the human... Read more

Time to Vote – For the Soul of the Nation

Last updated on: October 28, 2024 at 6:18 pm By Derrick Day

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As we careen toward the final countdown of what might be the most apocalyptic election in modern history, I’m dropping this as my last blog post before it all goes down. Why? Because, let’s face it, no amount of additional hand-wringing or clever turns of phrase is going to sway anyone at this point. If you’re still on the fence, you’re not just late to the party—you’re showing up with no pants on. The lines have been drawn, the battle... Read more

The GOP Playbook: Haitians Eating Pets Beats Real Issues

Last updated on: September 26, 2024 at 8:07 pm By Derrick Day

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I haven’t blogged for a bit due to recently getting married and the subsequent honeymoon phase. But I’m back — and, boy oh boy, do I have a really good one for you this week! There’s an old adage that goes, “Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” And Republicans, ever the masters of narrative hijinks, have taken this to heart, spinning tales that make you wonder if they’ve confused the nightly news with... Read more

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