ESPN Reassigns Asian Sportcaster Robert Lee So Viewers Won’t Mistake Him for a Confederate General

ESPN Reassigns Asian Sportcaster Robert Lee So Viewers Won’t Mistake Him for a Confederate General 2017-08-23T08:53:46-06:00

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So this happened:


ESPN later made an official statement about removing Lee. “We collectively made the decision with Robert to switch games as the tragic events in Charlottesville were unfolding, simply because of the coincidence of his name. In that moment it felt right to all parties,” they wrote. “It’s a shame that this is even a topic of conversation and we regret that who calls play by play for a football game has become an issue.”

No, this wasn’t some sort of parody in The Onion, this was legitimate — and I think it’s freaking hilarious.

Just imagine the conversation.

“Uh…Robert… you’re a great guy and all, but people are going to think you commanded the Confederate Army.”

“But it’s 2017.”

“Yes, and people get offended these days.”

“But the Civil War was in 1861.”

“Right and we don’t want people to think we endorse slavery.  So you, a young Asian man, might be seen as a symbol of support for slavery. I’m sure you understand, right?”

“Not really.”

“I mean…we’re not discriminating against you because you’re named Lee or anything.  It’s just that, your name… Well, we hate to say it, but it’s inherently racist.  You might want to consider changing it to something like Washington.  Oh wait… That’s definitely not right.  How about White?  Wait…That won’t work either.  How about Smith?  Wait…people might think we support Adam Smith…the capitalist.  That won’t work.  How about you change your name to Mr. X? Then people will think of Malcolm X…and they’ll know we’re woke.”

I just can’t believe it.  So a network is basically saying, “Instead of seeming racist, let’s actually be racists…then no one will think we’re racist.”

This is what extreme political correctness does to people, to networks, to organizations, to countries.  Because there’s no end to the insanity, it just keeps getting loonier and loonier.

 Twitter, of course, had a field day with this.  Here are some of the best:

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