Ya think?

It turns out that kids who think they have a duty to love God and neighbor and not treat the boy or girl next door like an apparatus designed for relieving libido are less likely to climb into each other’s pants, whereas kids who are raised to see virginity as failure and themselves as rutting animals or disciples of rap singers are more likely to have sex. Who could possibly have foreseen it? It’s so great that Science continues to decode the mysteries of the universe for us!