Today, my shuffling hordes of unthinking zombies, I require only this:
During a busy weekend of brooding in my Dark Tower, I seem to have picked up a cold (no doubt due to viral attacks launched against me by the Slightly Larger Legion of Followers of Fr. Phil, curse him)! So I need you recommend for me your favorite cold remedies. Whoever recommends the best one will not only get both an extra ration of thin, watery gruel from my orcs, but also have his leg irons loosened up a bit.