More Mail I Need Like a Hole in the Head

For some reason, somebody felt impelled to bcc me on this:

Dear Mssrs. Sungenis and Owen,

I wonder if you have any thoughts about the claim that the recent devastating earthquake that occurred in Italy was a form of Divine Retribution for the Vatican sponsored conference on Evolution. This claim is put forward by Harun Yahya, a Moslem Creation scientist and writer, whose representative was evicted from the Vatican Conference in retaliation for asking an “impertinent” question to Catholic scientists speaking there about the fossil record.

Give me strength.

Speaking of Sungenis, Bob is hot on the trail of the NASA/UFO conspiracy. Turns out crop circles are made by space lasers as part of the vast evolutionist conspiracy to make geocentrists sound like kooks. A reader remarks:

Okay, so giant lasers circle the earth, their purpose to make crop circles. Interesting, given that crop circles are not burned into the ground. Instead, they all show the crop as having been trampled down, in one direction, to make a pattern. How can a beam of laser light manage to arrange all the corn stalks, say, in the same direction–and without burning them up?

A far simpler–and cheaper–way to do this would be for NASA to hire people to go out and trample the crops into the requisite positions–and to offer farmers big bribes to play dumb. “Gosh, Mr. TV Reporter, my corn looked absolutely normal yesterday! I have no idea how those crop circles got there. What? That new Maserati in the driveway? I don’t know how that got there either!”

Yeah, but if you just hired guys to go trample down crops, what would you do with those cool space lasers? Think, man, think!