The “I’m just so *bored*” strategy for apologizing for grave evil

It’s a tried and true way of tried to simply stamp out legitimate moral objections that won’t go away, so naturally you find it at HuffPo. Simply declare the objections that your opponents are so over or say something like “We’ve heard it all before” as you continue pressing for great evil with a string of emotive gibberish, insults, and non sequiturs wrapped up in some of the most tortured syntax I’ve seen in years. Season with Gaia worship to taste and you’ve got something Arianna Huffington regards as a reasoned argument. Carl Olson has way too much fun fisking the whole mess.