A concerned citizen probes the sinister lawn sprinkler conspiracy and holds forth on the shocking changes which have take place in the laws of physics over the past 20 years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5sPeople like this are an argument for the necessity of grace in salvation. If it were up to us to be smart enough to earn Heaven, then you have to wonder why God created so many dumb people.