In honor of my sojourn in the Untamed Land of the North (and of my late minion, Chris Kinney of Anchorage, who thoughtfully distracted the two giant moose while I got my luggage and invaluable self to safety (hey! What are minions for?)), I would like to offer you this 1986 Soviet film based on Dr. Seuss’ Thidwick, the Big-Hearted Moose. It’s called “Welcome”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykmHkEsuB-IChris did an outstanding job of organizing the Theology and Brew session at the Snow Goose restaurant. My only complaint about Chris’ minionry to your Dark Lord was the way, once I got inside my lodging ans was safe from moose attack, he kept me awake all night, first with the screaming right outside my window, and then with the endless wimpering about “medical attention” and “water”. He may have said something else. I can’t remember because, fortunately, despite his rude and selfish behavior, I was able to get to sleep pretty fast.
Boy, and you wouldn’t *believe* how fast those Alaska wolves can clean up a carcass! No fuss, no muss!