We’re Not a Sexually Deranged Culture or Anything

A reader writes:

This was next to teasers for stories on “Hollywood’s Hottest New Starlets,” “The Tatooed Ladies of Hollywood (complete with a tatoo above the buttocks),” “Hottest Female Athletes,” “Real or Fake [Breasts]?”, and “Britney Spears – Then to Now”

I’m sure glad God chose us to impose our culture on the benighted nations of the world that need uplift out of the darkness of strong family ties, traditional morality and lack of fascination with technological triumphalism.