Nobody gave me any for Christmas! I feel unloved!
By the way, a friend send along this set of limericks from his brother, who is inspired by this new offering from Amazon:
There once was a man named Klaproth
Who cooked up some pitchblende-y broth
This bright German fellow
Mixed cake that was yellow
And found something new in the frothHe’d already discovered Titanium
Because of the size of his cranium
So not wanting to strain us
He thought of Uranus
And called his new product “Uranium”Now Amazon’s got it in stock
I’ll admit that one came as a shock
An ore in a tin
Radioactive within
With a four-million year ticking clockI just noticed while writing this rhyme
That this product ain’t covered by Prime
Though small, it’s got weight
So you’ll pay lots for freight
And spending that much is a crimeSo although I’d have wanted much more
Than this tiny container of ore
I’ll have to make do
With one U 92
For my Geiger device checking choreBut if science is your main ambition
Since Amazon gives you permission
Please cover your a$$
If you want to tint glass
And you can’t tell your fusion from fission