Catholic and Enjoying It!
Today, my minions, I command you to contemplate the awesome swiftness of our Ruling Classes in dealing with the threat of Terror and ask yourselves, “Is democracy really all it’s cracked up to be?”
Consider the alternative to this absurd kabuki of participatory government: direct, despotic and draconian rule by an unstable tinhorn dictator with delusions of godhood. Sure, I may break some eggs in making the omelette of Efficiency. But I promise you this: when your loved ones die in torments because I was overcome with an insane gust of rage about a personal slight and simply lashed out blindly in paranoid fury at a whole population of innocent people, they will at least die knowing that they are safe!
Vote for me–and I’ll kill you last!
Actually, I’m just kidding–about the voting part.
That is all!
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