This is funny

A while back I wrote a piece called Big Truths for Little Kids (here and here). Basically, the idea was to try to boil down some of the basic Catholic teaching for little kids in simple language. Obviously, one couldn’t go into a lot of detail but I thought it got the job done. But the zealots on guard against the International Jew over at Sungenis’ site smelt a rat and alerted Bob to the sinister danger the piece poses. Result: this side-splitting “analysis” of my dumbed down prose, which fails to alert five year olds to the need for vigilance against the Jewish Peril.