Mark Driscoll of Mars Hill Church in Seattle

is, like Buzz Lightyear, always sure. Presiding over his little cult of personality among Evangelical youth culture here in Seattle, he enjoys a charism of infallibility that the Pope can only dream of. Not only does he rule the roost in matters of faith and morals, but his absolutely flawless understanding of Christianity even extends to film reviews:

There you have it. No redeeming value whatsoever. The most evil film of all time. Driscoll locuta est. Causa finita est.

Me: I think there are more nuanced ways of looking at it. But I’m a papist idolator so you pays your money and you takes your chance.